Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The air taste purple.
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