Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
