Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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