Just fell off a train. Bad.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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