He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Shame - the story of my life.
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