thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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