hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
