you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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