Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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