I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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