she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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