you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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