I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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