i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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