with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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