I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
