just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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