i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
