I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
NoShamevember. You game?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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