I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
