If that was your dad, he is hot
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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