Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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