We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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