No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She said her name was "party"
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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