I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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