I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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