im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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