Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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