You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Small penises have feelings too.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Shame - the story of my life.
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