I have demons in me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I fill condoms, not promises.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
