Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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