I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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