i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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