All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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