i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize
