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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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