we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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