They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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