WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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