Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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