I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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