coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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