I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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