Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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