She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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