ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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