that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
