Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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