I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
smell my finger.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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