Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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