There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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