Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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