She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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