So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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