This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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