Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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