I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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