I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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