You're completely useless in the revolution.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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