Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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